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OFFICIAL REPORT FROM THE ASSOCIATION OF WOMEN CONCERNED WITH THE DATING LIFE OF JENN J*******(OR THE AWCDLJJ) - NORTHWEST CHAPTER
RE: FINDING MISS J****** A VIABLE SUITOR
At 14:25, today, April 27th AWCDLJJ Members K***** LaRoche and C******** Kerns spotted a yellow VW bug. Kerns asked LaRoche if she would ever date a guy that drove one. LaRoche responded, "a guy would never drive one!"
LaRoche and Kerns considered conducting a stake out to see if the owner of the vehicle was indeed a woman. They decided to not waste their time, as they called VW and found out that there is only one man in the entire nation that does. Since the Southeast Chapter of the AWCDLJJ had recently reported that a man that is currently residing in the south was seen driving one, LaRoche and Kerns decided that the chance that this would indeed be the same one was slim to none, and abandoned the mission.